Management Lesson

Story 1:

It’s a fine sunny day in the forest and a rabbit is
sitting
outside his
burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes
a
fox, out for a walk.

Fox: "What are you working on?"
Rabbit: "My thesis."

Fox: "Hmm… What is it about?"
Rabbit: "Oh, I’m writing about how rabbits eat
foxes
."

Fox: "That’s ridiculous! Any fool knows that rabbits
don’t
eat foxes!"
Rabbit: "Come with me and I’ll show you!"

They both disappear into the rabbit’s burrow. After
few
minutes, gnawing on
a fox bone, the rabbit returns to his typewriter and
resumes typing.

Soon a wolf comes along and stops to watch the
hardworking
rabbit.

Wolf: "What’s that you are writing?"
Rabbit: "I’m doing a thesis on how rabbits eat
wolves
."

Wolf: "you don’t expect to get such rubbish
published
, do you?"

Rabbit: "No problem. Do you want to see why?"

The rabbit and the wolf go into the burrow and again
the
rabbit returns by
himself, after a few minutes, and goes back to
typing.

Finally a bear comes along and asks, "What are you
doing
?

Rabbit: "I’m doing a thesis on how rabbits eat
bears
."

Bear: "Well that’s absurd! "

Rabbit: "Come into my home and I’ll show you"

Scene: As they enter the! Burrow, the rabbit
introduces
the bear to the
lion.

Moral:

IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW SILLY YOUR THESIS TOPIC IS;
WHAT
MATTERS IS WHOM YOU
HAVE AS A SUPERVISOR.

Management Lesson

In the context of the working world:

IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW BAD YOUR PERFORMANCE IS; WHAT
MATTERS
IS WHETHER YOUR
BOSS LIKES YOU OR NOT…
 
 
 
 

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Story 2
 

Story :It’s a fine sunny day in the forest and a lion
is sitting outside his cave,
lying lazily in the sun. Along comes a fox, out on a
walk
.

 

Fox: "Do you know the time, because my watch is
broken
"

Lion: "Oh, I can easily fix the watch for you"

Fox: "Hmm. But it’s a very complicated mechanism,
and
your big claws will
only destroy it even more"

Lion: "Oh no, give it to me, and it will be fixed"

Fox: "That’s ridiculous! Any fool knows that lazy
lions
with great claws
cannot fix complicated watches"

Lion: "Sure they do, give it to me and it will be
fixed
"

The lion disappears into his cave, and after a while
he
comes back with the
watch, which is running perfectly. The fox is
impressed
, and the lion

continues to lie lazily in the sun, looking very
pleased with himself. Soon
a
wolf comes along and stops to watch the lazy lion

in the sun.

Wolf: "Can I come and watch TV tonight with you,
because
mine is broken"

Lion: "Oh, I can easily fix your TV for you"

Wolf: "You don’t expect me to believe such rubbish,
do
you? There is no way
that
a lazy lion with big claws can fix a

complicated TV"

Lion: "No problem. Do you want to try it?"

The lion goes into his cave, and after a while comes
back
with a perfectly
fixed TV. The wolf goes away happily and amazed.

Scene: Inside the lion’s cave. In one corner! Are
half
a dozen small and
intelligent looking rabbits who are busily doing
very complicated work with
very detailed instruments. In the other corner lies
a
huge lion looking

very pleased with him self.

Moral:

IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY A MANAGER IS FAMOUS; LOOK AT
THE
WORK OF HIS
SUBORDINATES.

Management Lesson

In the context of the working world:

IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY SOMEONE UNDESERVED IS PROMOTED; LOOK AT THE WORK OF HIS SUBORDINATES.

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